OOPS!

A young lawyer was leaving the office late one evening when he found the Senior Partner standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand. "Listen," said the Partner , "this is a very sensitive and important document here, and my secretary has gone for the night. Can you make this thing work?"

"Certainly," said the young lawyer. He turned the machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button. "Excellent, excellent!" said the Senior Partner as his paper disappeared inside the machine. "I just need one copy."