Here are some jokes that I made up. I had a little help from my friends
with some of these. They probably would not want to take any credit
for their contributions.
Q: How do you tell if you have a crazy computer on your network?
A: ping locohost
A guy is shopping for a new cell phone. He sees someone with a really neat phone.
He says, "Hey, dude, that is a cool phone. What kind of phone is that?"
The man responds, "It's a Tele."
Q: What do you call a lynch mob of 1,000 people?
A: A Kiloperson.
Q: Why did the mannequin cross the road?
A: Because he fell over.
Q: What is the most popular sport among squirrels?
A: Extreme road crossing.
Q: What do you call a crazy chicken dressed in a satanic outfit?
Q: Why does a fuel nozzle stink?
A: Because it passes gas.
Q: What do you call a computer that will not boot?
Click here to find the meaning of the rarely used word bootless.
Q: What do you call a highly paid think-tank which has run out of ideas?
Here are some other jokes that I have heard and find very funny:
Q: What do you call Frankenstein's spit?
A: It's s-aliv-a!
Q: How do you make 7 even?
A: Take away the s.
Here are some "Rollinisms":
Phlegm: It answers the age-old question, "What does lung taste like?"
Squirrels aren't stupid, they just like the adrenaline rush.