My Collection of Quotes

"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it."

- Aristotle

"It is not so much that I have confidence in scientists being right, but that I have so much in nonscientists being wrong."

- Isaac Asimov

"The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds the most discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' (I found it!) but 'That's funny...'"

- Isaac Asimov

"Nature, to be commanded, must be obeyed."

- Francis Bacon

"Prosperity is not without many fears and distastes, and adversity is not without comforts and hopes."

- Francis Bacon

"Some books are to be tasted, others to be swallowed, and some few to be chewed and digested: that is, some books are to be read only in parts, others to be read, but not curiously, and some few to be read wholly, and with diligence and attention."

- Francis Bacon

"In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they are not."

- Yogi Berra

"You can tell a lot just by looking at it."

- Yogi Berra

"An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field."

- Niels Bohr

"Never express yourself more clearly than you are able to think."

- Niels Bohr

"Prediction is very difficult, especially about the future."

- Niels Bohr

"War es ein Gott der diese Zeichen schreib?" (translation: "Was it a god who wrote these signs?")

- Ludwig Boltzmann, quoting Gothe, about Maxwell's equations

"Never interrupt an enemy when he is making a mistake."

- Napoleon Bonaparte

"If God has made the world a perfect mechanism, He has at least conceded so much to our imperfect intellects that in order to predict little parts of it, we need not solve innumberable differential equations, but can use dice with fair success."

- Max Born

"It is important that students bring a certain ragamuffin, barefoot, irreverence to their studies; they are not here to worship what is known, but to question it."

- Jacob Bronowski, The Ascent of Man (1973)

"I know that this defies the law of gravity, but, you see, I never studied law."

- Bugs Bunny

"Alice: How long is forever? White Rabbit: Sometimes, just one second."

- Lewis Carrol

"The wise are instructed by reason, average minds by experience, the stupid by necessity, and the brute by instinct."

- Marcus Cicero

"If no use is made of the labor of past ages, the world must remain always in the infancy of knowledge."

- Marcus Cicero

"By doubting we arrive at the truth."

- Marcus Cicero

"Only feeble minds are paralyzed by facts."

- Arthur Clarke

"I hear and I forget.
I see and I remember.
I do and I understand."

- Confucius

"We find comfort among those who agree with us -- growth among those who don't."

- Frank A. Clark

"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics."

- Benjamin Disraeli, British politician (1804 - 1881)

"There is nothing more deceptive than an obvious fact."

- Arthur Conan Doyle

"Never accept a fact until it has been verified by theory."

- Arthur Eddington

"The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources."

- Albert Einstein

"The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education."

- Albert Einstein

"Equations are more important to me, because politics is for the present, but an equation is something for eternity."

- Albert Einstein

"A calm and humble life will bring more happiness than the pursuit of success and the constant restlessness that comes with it."

- Albert Einstein; his "theory of happiness"

"Do not go where the path may lead. Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail."

- Ralph Waldo Emerson

"I suggest that you change the wording of your statement from 'important' to 'interesting'. Your work can always be interesting to you, even if it is not interesting to the rest of us. As for whether it is important, well, that requires a far higher standard."

- Michael E. Fisher

"Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing."

- Benjamin Franklin

"I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forego their use."

- Galileo Galilei

"My goal is simple. It is complete understanding of the universe, why it is as it is and why it exists at all."

- Stephen Hawking

"Adversity has the effect of eliciting talents, which in prosperous circumstances would have lain dormant."

- Horace (Ancient Roman Poet. 65 BC-8 BC)

"Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored."

- Aldous Huxley

"I don't care a damn for your loyalty when you think I am right; when I really want it most is when you think I am wrong."

- Lyndon Johnson

"Nothing worthwhile is ever fun."

- Arthur Kornberg

"Thou shalt not believe something just because you can explain it."

- Arthur Kornberg, Third from his "Ten Commandments of Enzymology"

"Life is like a piano. What you get out of life depends on how you play it."

- Tom Lehrer

"Refrain from illusions, insist on work and not words, patiently seek divine and scientific truth."

- last words of Maria Mendeleeva to her son Dmitri (c.1850)

"Arithmetic is being able to count up to twenty without taking off your shoes."

- Mickey Mouse

"The more accurate the calulations become, the more the concepts tend to vanish into thin air."

- R. S. Mulliken, JCP, 43, S2(1965)

"If I have seen further, it is by standing on the shoulders of giants."

- Sir Isaac Newton

"Everyone you ever meet knows something you don't."

- Bill Nye

"There's a time to soar like an eagle and a time to burrow like a worm. It takes a pretty sharp cookie to know when to shed the feathers and" (long pause) "to begin munching the humus!"

- Lars Onsager

"Chance favors the prepared mind."

- Louis Pasteur

"That theory is worthless. It isn't even wrong!"

- Wolfgang Pauli

"Inspiration exists, but it has to find you working."

- Pablo Picasso

"I am always doing that which I cannot do, in order that I may learn how to do it."

- Pablo Picasso

"An important scientific innovation rarely makes its way by gradually winning over and converting its opponents... What does happen is that its opponents gradually die out and that the growing generation is familiarized with the idea from the beginning."

- Max Planck The Philosophy of Physics (1936)

"Insight must precede application."

- Max Planck

"Experiments are the only means of knowledge at our disposal; the rest is poetry, imagination."

- Max Planck

"The mind is not a vessel to be filled but a fire to be kindled."

- Plutarch

"Contrary to the outstanding work of art, outstanding theory is susceptible to improvements."

- K. Popper

"So many of our dreams at first seem impossible, then they seem improbable, and then, when we summon the will, they soon become inevitable."

- Christopher Reeve

"Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known."

- Carl Sagan

"Just the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown."

- Carl Sagan

"When I was your age, I didn't watch television! I LIVED! So... move out of your parent's basements!"

- William Shatner on SNL, 1986

"Facts are meaningless; you can use facts to prove anything that is remotely true."

- Homer Simpson

"Anyone can initiate. The real skill is knowing how to 'finitiate'."

- Dave Thirumalai

"I don't care what you've done. If you want to impress me, tell me what you've done lately."

- Dave Thirumalai

"One could not be a successful scientist without realizing that, in contrast to the popular conception supported by newspapers and mothers of scientists, a goodly number of scientists are not only narrow-minded and dull, but also just stupid."

- J. D. Watson The Double Helix

"It is disconcerting to reflect on the number of students we have flunked in chemistry for not knowing what we later found to be untrue."

- Robert L. Weber Science With a Smile

"Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of the time."

- E. B. White

"It is impossible to meditate on time and the mystery of nature without an overwhelming emotion at the limitation of humans intelligence."

- Alfred North Whitehead

"I'm happy that the computer understands the phenomenon, but I'd like to understand it too."

- Eugene Wigner

"'Emergent behavior' is another way of saying you don't know."

- Peter Wolynes

"One slide on the experimental methods is all you need to have a good presentation. And sometimes, even that is too much."

- Peter Wolynes

"If you don't have the time to do it right, when will you have the time to do it over?"

- John Wooden

"Never mistake activity for achievement."

- John Wooden

"Life is not a matter of being dealt good cards, but of being able to play a poor hand well."

- anonymous

"Times have changed. In the Bible, when an ass spoke, it was considered a miracle."

- anonymous

"Every biologist is, at heart, a chemist.
And every chemist is, at heart, a physicist.
And every physicist is, at heart, a mathematician.
And every mathematician is, at heart a philosopher.
And every philosopher is, at heart, a biologist."

- anonymous

"Science is not a crime. Bad science should be."

- anonymous

"Philosophy is like being in a dark room and looking for a black cat.
Metaphysics is like being in a dark room and looking for a black cat that isn't there.
Theology is like being in a dark room and looking for a black cat that isn't there and shouting 'I found it!'"

- anonymous

"Nothing is impossible for a man who doesn't have to do it himself."

- anonymous

"Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level then beat you with experience."

- anonymous

"Never get into fights with ignorant people. They have nothing to lose."

- anonymous

"If you don't ask, the answer will always be no."

- anonymous

"If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong."

- anonymous

"A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory."

- anonymous

"I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was blaming you."

- anonymous

"Always take life with a grain of salt, a slice of lemon, ...and a shot of tequila."

- anonymous

"Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil."

- anonymous

"It is God's privilege to conceal things, but the kings' pride is to research them."

- Proverbs 25:2; ascribed to King Solomon of Israel, ca. 1000 B.C.